I have come to the point in my life, both privately and as The Original NYC Free Advice Man, where I have not the slightest doubt that I need professional representation and publicity management, which will bring about a mutually lucrative situation for all directly involved!
Free Advice has always been, is and will always be TRULY OFFERED FREE OF ANY MONETARY OR MATERIAL CHARGE (gratis, free, non-saleable), but that should not mean that I should not have my own Radio Show, TV Show, Syndicated Newspaper Advice Column, Sponsored Free Advice Mobile and that I should not become so famous and popular as to be able to use my personality and public fame in order to promote suitable, quality products and what not through advertisements on TV, radio, print, etc.... It is time for me to go into the BIG LEAGUE, as I am truly the very first known person in modern Western Civilization to sit out in public and provide mostly quality free advice and wisdom to the general public, as well as to world class leaders and famous celebrities (not to mention great artists and other original thinkers and pundits)!
If you can help me find an (Celebrity Talent) Agent and/or Public Relations Firm I will be most grateful, as will all those wonderful fellow Earthlings (humans) who have benefitted from my advice and person!
To contact me write to: jpfenyo@infinitysociety.org .
This could very well make you wealthy and open many, many great doors for you and your friends!
At the very least, you might be helping save many lives.
My advice, as I know for fact, has already helped save hundreds of people from untimely death and unbearable suffering. Yes, I have failed my intended purpose a few times and when I was younger overreacted to unkind and unwarranted verbal attacks, abuse and uninvited put-downs.
I am ready, willing and able to be The World's Greatest Free Advice Person and the next great Philosopher!
Best,
JP
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